Greetings! I am the Glucose Guru, the know it all when it comes to diabetes. I’m sure if you’re new to my website or new to diabetes you’ve got lots of questions. Great, because I’ve got lots of questions too! (Wait a minute, that’s not what’s written down here…) Uhhh, I mean, I’ve got lots of answers! Yea that’s it, answers! Diabetes can be an affuly confusing disease, and that’s why I’ve decided to start this blog to add to the confusion (No, that’s not right either…) Sort through the confusion. Yes, I decided to start this blog to sort through the confusion.
I’ve written several top notch new sources about my inadequate, inane, shrewd ability on diabetes. CNN wrote back a wonderful e-mail thanking me for my cover letter and resume and told me they would hold onto it for an entire 30 days so if something should come up I’d be notified. The New York Times and the Washington Post also sent similar e-mails. (It is funny though, you would think they would have know it concerned me – why wouldn’t they write my name on it instead of titling it To Whom it May Concern?)
So until I get those calls from the news agencies (which should be any day now). I decided to start this blog to capture my deepest darkest thoughts.
So sit back, hold your breath (no wait don’t hold your breath) and hold tight. I’ll be back with my first post soon!
The Guru
